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Book Talk: Self-help author finds animals give twist on life Wednesday, September 8, 2010 @ 6:38AMHeard the one about the pair of ducks who moved into a New Jersey home? Or the doe that stopped a woman in the woods as her fawn was stuck in a fence?
'Louie' recap: A little sentiment for the road Wednesday, September 8, 2010 @ 2:26AMAfter a season when the show wandered all over the tonal map, "Louie" ended its first year with an unexpected bit of something very like sentimentality, as Louie and his daughters greeted another New York City morning by getting an...
Tribes promotes classroom as community Wednesday, September 8, 2010 @ 1:33AMWatch Video [...]
Zozobra, Moroccan style Tuesday, September 7, 2010 @ 9:25PMDick and Dottie Fitch saw what they wanted soon after stepping into a Moroccan artist's studio — a wooden figure that reminded them of Zozobra. "Dottie and I just looked at each other," said Dick Fitch. "She doesn't like to buy stuff, you know, but this one she could see."
Julie Burchill: Do visits from ex-Hitler Youth members make me uneasy? Is the Pope Catholic? Tuesday, September 7, 2010 @ 6:25PMHow very broad-minded this country is, when we consider that the British taxpayer will shortly be shelling out millions of pounds to protect a former member of the Hitler Youth who believes Anglicans will burn in Hell when the Pope visits this country next week – just after we commemorate the beginning of the Nazi Blitz on this country! Tolerant or WHAT?
DVD Reviews: Demi Lovato's 'Camp Rock 2' better than original Tuesday, September 7, 2010 @ 5:52PMReviews of 'Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam,' 'The Phantom,' 'Killers'
Lady Gaga Wears Dead Meat, Angers PETA Tuesday, September 7, 2010 @ 5:35PMLady Gaga has sparked outrage among animal rights activists with her latest controversial magazine cover, as the pop star appears naked and wearing nothing but raw, red meat on the front of Vogue Hommes Japan's September issue.
Avalon Code - Characters, SideQuests, and Love Scenes Guide Tuesday, September 7, 2010 @ 4:43PMAvalon Code (DS) Avalon Code
DVD Tuesday: Anyone excited about MacGruber? Tuesday, September 7, 2010 @ 4:09PM You know it's a slow week when crap like MacGruber heads the list. Like most Saturday Night Live movies, it's a funny 30-second idea that's ninety minutes too long. If Spread didn't pave the way for Ashton Kutcher's exit from Hollywood, surely Killers will, right? Yeah, nope. Solitary Man isn't a great film, but it's further proof that Michael Douglas somehow morphed from an ...
Ranches Find Market Serving Ritual Slaughter Needs Tuesday, September 7, 2010 @ 9:40AMSome Maryland ranches have found a market serving ritual slaughter needs.
Unlikely career paths Tuesday, September 7, 2010 @ 8:07AMA married father of eight, Schiner did not intend on becoming an expert on religious and ethnic slaughter practices.
Bring out the beagles Monday, September 6, 2010 @ 12:21PMBeing strapped for funding hardly makes Beagle Paws unique among animal rescue groups, though that doesn't make their efforts any less significant. Sept. 11, Beagle Paws hosts the fourth Beagle Mania in Edmonton, 1 p.m.[...]
The Meaning of Lice Monday, September 6, 2010 @ 3:37AMI WAS FINE, I SWEAR I WAS, right up until the moment when Helen turned to me on our way into the house and whispered, "I wouldn't sit on any upholstered furniture if I were you." Upholstery - Furniture - Home and Garden - Business - Consumer Goods and Services
Woman records caregiving, grief via Facebook Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 11:24PMFAIRMONT - "Love is stronger than death, even though it can't stop death from happening. But no matter how hard death tries, it can't separate people from love. It can't take away our memories either. In the end, love is stronger than death.
Stay warm this season with Uggs Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 6:19PMThere are some items without which a fashionable woman's wardrobe would be woefully incomplete. A timeless little black dress. A quality cashmere cardigan. A bra that cleverly conceals back fat. Sexy heels.
'True Blood's' Joe Manganiello Talks Steelers, Clears Up 'Stalker' Reports Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 5:38PMBy Jolie Lash LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Joe Manganiello's received a few perks since taking on the role of "True Blood's" stacked, good-guy werewolf Alcide Hereveaux. He's worked with wolves, been to a host of swanky parties, and met some of his heroes, but the actor's biggest and best reward for becoming Pittsburgh's newest breakout star will be cashed in later this fall. Plus, Joe tackled those ...
'True Blood's' Joe Manganiello Gearing Up For Steelers Game, Shoots Down 'Stalker' Reports Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 5:08PMBy Jolie Lash LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Joe Manganiello's received a few perks since taking on the role of "True Blood's" stacked, good-guy werewolf Alcide Hereveaux. He's worked with wolves, been to a host of swanky parties, and met some of his heroes, but Joe's biggest and best reward for becoming Pittsburgh's newest breakout star will be cashed in later this fall. Plus, Joe tackled those ...
Pigs and Dogs Rule Again Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 3:42PMGeorge Orwell ’s anti-utopian novel “1984” enjoyed a revival during the presidency of George W. Bush. Even though Orwell’s totalitarian future is now more than a quarter-century out of date, the book read like a collection of newspaper headlines.
Jokes To Tell Your Parents For Rosh Hashana Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 7:03AMWhen Sam Hoffman and Eric Spiegelman's video of Hoffman's 60-something mother telling an off-color joke on YouTube went viral, they knew they had something special. The success of their subsequent website, OldJewsTellingJokes.com, and their upcoming book have proved them right.
Worst jobs: Readers share stories of their stories of making a buck the hard way Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 12:13AMFor Labor Day weekend, we asked readers to recall the worst jobs they ever had. Here are their stories.
Rob Neufeld: Gruen's 'Ape House' part comedy, part suspense Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 11:28PMA circus elephant inspired Sara Gruen's best-selling third novel, “Water for Elephants.” Now, with her fourth, “Ape House,” she puts bonobo apes front and center and concocts a novel that is part expose, part thriller, part gothic romance and part comedy and farce.
How a tiger sought out revenge on a poacher Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 11:00PMTrue story gets into cat's mind Though it's the world's largest and most deadly cat, the tiger does not have an easy life. It kills with its mouth, dodging flailing hooves and slashing tusks. Compared with a wild boar or a moose, an unarmed human would seem easy prey. It's a testament to the cats' sense of restraint that they hunt us so seldom.
Thousands enjoy taste of Japan at garden festival Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 9:45PMST. LOUIS • The new president of the MissouriBotanical Garden brought a lovely gift from home when he arrived inSt. Louis this week.
A statue returns to life Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 8:35PMFAIRVIEW HEIGHTS • The chance at immortalitycame to Julie Wier when she was grappling with death.
Latest news: Christchurch earthquake Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 8:04PM17:55 The majority of New Zealand Post services are operating as normal. There will be postal deliveries and courier services as usual apart from areas where access is restricted. Most PostShops across Canterbury will be...
When we buried my dog, I found my father Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 1:06PMI spent my childhood afraid of my alcoholic dad. But when Ginger passed, I saw a side of him I never knew
Brighter Side -- the brighter side of the daily news Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 11:17AMBrighter Side — the brighter side of the daily news for Aug. 31, 2010.
Paperback Row Friday, September 3, 2010 @ 11:52PMPaperback books of particular interest.
Family Chuckle-- Grandma overboard! On stuff for 2-year-old Friday, September 3, 2010 @ 8:41PMI seem to have a hard time knowing when enough is enough. Putting it as kindly as possible, I just don't know when to quit. After our son and daughter-in-law moved from Berkeley to Seattle, where we'll be able to see our 2-year-old grandson often, I got carried away.
Appeasing the spirits Friday, September 3, 2010 @ 6:08PMHow did the term Hungry Ghost Festival come about? StarMetro spoke to a few people of authority to find out the significance of the festival.
Denise Brewer-Drew Friday, September 3, 2010 @ 5:18PMDenise Diane Brewer-Drew, 41, passed away unexpectedly at Hess Memorial Hospital on Saturday, Aug. 28, 2010. She was born Nov. 11, 1968, in Mauston, the youngest child of Rocky Shepherd and Catherine
Arkansas State Fair Begins October 8th Friday, September 3, 2010 @ 4:48PMOfficials at the Arkansas State Fair extend an invitation to all Arkansans to come out and experience the fun, food, thrills and excitement at the 2010 Arkansas State Fair, which runs Friday, October 8, through Sunday, October 17.
Cleveland Browns Brandon McDonald shares a real celebration video via Twitter Friday, September 3, 2010 @ 2:36PMBrandon McDonald delivers the straight poop on a funny soccer goal celebration.
Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Set Visit - Part 1 Friday, September 3, 2010 @ 12:34PMC.S. Lewis' novel The Voyage of the Dawn Treader is considered to be a fan favorite, so when Disney dropped the "Chronicles of Narnia" franchise and it looked like there wouldn't be a third installment of the series, eager followers of the books and movies were highly disappointed - that is until Fox Walden picked up the film and renewed the excitement for Narnia.
Weekend Planner for September 3 Friday, September 3, 2010 @ 11:53AM• Sunday - Blackberries at the market • Saturday - Day out with art • Friday - Night out with art • Thursday - Traditional music at Traditions Cafe • Saturday-Monday: In a rut? • Saturday - Fiddling with jazz • Saturday - 'Antz' go marching
Related Articles... Friday, September 3, 2010 @ 10:54AMEVERBILENA happily introduces two young stars, Sam Concepcion and up-and-coming song artist Yssa Muhlach, eldest daughter of former basketball star Paul Alvarez and movie star Almira Muhlach as product endorsers.
Warren County farmers raise water buffalo for milk to make special mozzarella cheese Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 12:59PMWASHINGTON TWP. (Warren County) -- Brian and Courtney Foley are a new breed of dairy farmer, staking their future on a breed of bovine that's new to New Jersey.
Haiti grabs hold of Detroiters Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 12:16PMThis is Haiti; it beckons you, then it tests you. It heats you up then tries to melt you down, and this group of sweaty, dirt-caked volunteers persevered for one reason: Children.
Music & Clubs Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 12:15PMTALKY TINA, the best mod-revival rock band in San Jose named after a Twilight Zone episode, has been through some big changes recently, with half the band splitting off and vocalist/guitarist/songwriter Dave Miller reconfiguring it as a three-piece.
Humanlike brain structures found in worm Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 11:59AMBrain structures directly related to the human brain have just been identified in a marine ragworm, according to a paper published in the latest issue of the journal Cell. Human brain - Human - Biology - Health - Conditions and Diseases
Interview: Tom Green Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 10:36AMOn the Gathering of the Juggalos and his rules of behavior Tom Green's rules of behavior For a generation of mischievous thirtysomething nihilists for whom no joke is out of bounds, Tom Green is a cultural influence on the order of MDMA and Eminem. The last entertaining MTV character before Jersey Shore washed up, he's our Lenny Bruce, bucking conventions so that the rest of us can fart on ...
Ann Coulter: Obama Is Atheist, Not Muslim Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 8:21AMConservative Commentator Says "Nonsene" About Obama Being Muslim "Has Got to Stop" But then Adds that "All Liberals are Atheists"
Life Remembered: Van Cagle championed C-U music Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 8:07AMVan Cagle hailed from Elvis Presley's hometown of Tupelo, Miss., and he came to worship the King, as well as such princes as David Bowie and Lou Reed. He championed the Champaign music scene before going on to a professorship at Tulane University, where his rock course made the pages of the Rolling Stone. read more
Dover and Sherborn community notes (Sept. 2) Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 5:56AMHere are the latest Dover and Sherborn community notes.
Food: Farmhouse Delivery Opens Fall Season Subscription Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 4:44PMImage via Farmhouse Delivery. In the coming weeks, you'll have the chance to make or break the creation of new organic farmland near Austin -- not with a vote, but with a subscription to Farmhouse Delivery , a farm-to-table service. Like Greenling, its competitor, Farmhouse Delivery drops off local produce, dairy, meat, baked and preserved goods to customers on a weekly or bi-weekly basis ...
Best entertaiment bets for Aug. 27-Sept. 2 Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 3:46PMThrough Sunday: To be clear, I'm not a particular fan of this particular staging of the Tennessee Williams classic. The human drama of Stanley, Stella and Blanche is obscured, rather than elevated, by the overblown theatrics of director John Miller-Stephany's production. But "Streetcar" is part of the canon, and whatever its flaws, the Guthrie offers a credible production. As summer wanes, so ...
Woman reports neighbor makes faces at her Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 2:09PMMISSION VIEJO – The Orange County Sheriff's Department received a request to keep the peace about 6:58 p.m. Monday when a resident on Goldbriar Way called to file a complaint against her neighbor. The informant said her neighbor has been making...
Fall events, festivals in the Phoenix area Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 1:21PMFall events around the Valley
Snow, Cougars and Beer…and of course something about Paris Hilton Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 12:37PMThose Drugs Ain’t Mine, I’m Famous Oh, Paris Hilton. What’s funny is that we really hadn’t heard much about the heiress until recently, but she must have thought it necessary to get back into relevancy with her latest round of arrests and controversy. Just days after a man holding “two big knives” tried to break into her Los Angeles home, Hilton was arrested on suspicion of cocaine possession in ...
The planner (things to do) Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 12:09PMBy Sharon Kennedy Wynne, tbt* staff writer Thursday, August 26, 2010 SATURDAY Grab your snorkel The Tampa Bay Watch and Tampa Bay Estuary Program need your help tracking local scallop populations in the Great Bay Scallop Search . Nearly 200 snorkelers are needed to search for scallops in select areas within the Boca Ciega and Lower Tampa Bay areas. The goal is to monitor and document the health ...