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Pond Scrum: Clarke's payday, absent Brits, passable Yanks Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 11:32PMDarren Clarke regained his game, working his magic over four days at Royal St. George's. Steve Elling and John Huggan recap the ride, including misery for the Brits and actual Americans in contention.
Zoo Cool Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 10:35PMSometimes a girl has to play second fiddle to a talking giraffe.
When donkeys fly? Come September, they will! Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 10:34PMBy Teri Okita – bio | email WAIKOLOA (HawaiiNewsNow) - You've heard the saying, "When pigs fly"? How about when donkeys fly?! For decades, residents on the west side of the Big Island have dealt with...
Keri-Anne Payne: It's 10k full of dirty water and dirtier deeds Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 7:57PMWhat does it take to be a world champion in swimming's most gruelling event? Here 23-year-old Keri-Anne Payne reveals the horrors that await when she jumps in at the deep end.
Keri-Anne Payne: How I dodged sharks, dead dogs and jellyfish! Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 7:08PMWhat does it take to be a world champion in swimming's most gruelling event - the 10k open water? Here, in her own words, 23-year-old Keri-Anne Payne reveals the horrors that await when she jumps in at the deep end.
This Week: Pig Parties, Bananagrams And Bluegrass! Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 4:59PMexcerpt: Hello, we have decided to give our readers GothamList events for the entire week . You can check them out or get them a day earlier by signing up for the Gothamist Daily newsletter— sign up here . [ more › ]
Tomversation across the nation Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 4:28PMQuirky, weird and totally funny is the new daily Tomversation comic panel appearing daily. The new webcomic, created by Tom Falco is a bit Far Side and a bit Charlie Brown, it's touching at times and weird at others. Animals and humans co-exist in the Tomversation world.It's a breath of fresh air added to the comic pages of America. Tomversation is available online daily at www ...
Dep. Zeller remembers his K9 partner Viper Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 12:15PMBRUNSWICK COUNTY, NC (WWAY) -- The Brunswick County Sheriff's Office is grieving after losing a dedicated K-9 this weekend during a drug investigation. According to the Sheriff's Office the Drug Enforcement Unit was investigating in the Ash area around 7:30 p.m. Saturday when K-9 Viper, a Belgian Malinous, and his handler Dep. Jared Zeller were called out to help search for a large amount of ...
Jessica Biel rejected for Mila Kunis' role Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 10:42AMOh, what could've been! Justin Timberlake's love Jessica Biel unsuccessfully tried out for the lead part of Jamie -- which ultimately went to Mila Kunis -- in "Friends With Benefits."
SALINE: James Devlin writes book to encourage his granddaughter, other children to read Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 10:38AMGetting children to read can be a struggle, especially in today's electronic age, with such distractions as YouTube, X-box, "Angry Birds" and the old standby, television.
Senior Moments: Funny Senior Texting Codes Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 3:19AMWho says technology is only for the young? Our respected elders can text with the best of them and here are some of their favorite shorthands.
Deflation and the Gold Price Trajectory Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 12:40AMGold will go higher. A lot higher. ...but not before it sinks. As debt is destroyed in the Great Correction the price of the dollar will go up and gold will go down. We will have deflation before we can move on to a super-boom. But, eventually gold will end up at twice today’s price – at least.
Comedians targeted by PETA Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 6:34PMJim Carrey and Adam Sandler are among the funny men who have gotten letters from the leading animal rights group as part of a campaign to keep animals out of...
My Commonplace Book (a diary of excerpts copied from printed books, with comments added by the reader.) Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 1:28PM“You’re born naked, and the rest is drag.” Although I retain a life-long aversion to the male drag queen—a misogynist parody of the female as invented by (some) men—I credit Ru Paul with a profound insight.
Pacific 2011: Pigs (kinda) fly at Pink Floyd tribute Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 12:40PMI'm glad I showed up when I did -- 10 minutes till 8, to be exact, which gave me enough time to get a drink and casually drift down to my Section 2 spot by 8:05. By...
Festival set to serve up week of music, theatre, art, and street fun Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 12:17PMThe Holt Festival opens at the weekend with the streets and venues of the Georgian town playing host to a jam-packed week of international music, theatre, family and kids shows, film, comedy, dance, poetry and visual arts.
Donald Ray Pollock's 'The Devil All the Time' curdles a blight of ugliness upon the land Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 9:51AMPollock's writing is compelling, sometimes sickeningly funny, and his story fairly flies along, the body count mounting steadily. Religion doesn't save anyone, nor does love. Friendship barely exists.
Carroll County Collage: County Fair starts Monday Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 6:15AMGet ready for the fun: The Carroll County Fair begins Monday, complete with horse racing, music, tractor pulls and all those yummy treats.
Shy around clowns? No longer Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 12:12AMKINSMAN - Thanks in part to Sherri and David Shepard, Elizabeth Logan no longer fears clowns. At the Kinsman Library on Thursday, the 4-year-old had no problem talking to her new friends, a.k.a.
An agonizing fall and every single detail of it Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 12:12AMThe narrator of True Things About Me is on a downward spiral, and she's moving fast. Her harrowing story begins at her dreary job, where she sits at a window processing some kind of claims. She tells us each small thing she does with such hard-eyed accuracy that when she has sex with a man in the parking garage a few minutes after meeting him (and just a few pages into the book) it's shocking ...
DreamWorks does it again with 'Over the Hedge' Sunday, July 17, 2011 @ 11:22PMMaybe the little creatures prowling our yards are not as bad as we think. At least that's the idea behind "Over The Hedge," a new animated film from DreamWorks that follows an array of animals taking over the suburbs.
Madison County 4-H Youth Fair teaches skills, life lessons (videos) Sunday, July 17, 2011 @ 8:23PMMORRISVILLE – Members of the 4-H Club showed off their talents in variety of fields at the annual 4-H Youth Fair at the Madison County Cornell Cooperative Extension Center on Friday and Saturday.
Indonesian Army shoot mother and 3 children in "crossfire" Sunday, July 17, 2011 @ 7:56PMIndonesian Army (TNI) troops have shot 3 young children and a mother in Puncak Jaya, West Papua, in the latest atrocities carried out during a two-week military offensive aimed at ending armed resistance to Indonesian Rule over the occupied colony.
Local celebs blur on Twitter Sunday, July 17, 2011 @ 6:49PMTweet addict Adam Tuan Mukriz finds reading has never been this fun. On Twitter less is definitely more, and summing up one’s ideas in fewer than 140 characters is a challenge.
Valley Life: Day in the life of a mystery writer Sunday, July 17, 2011 @ 2:21AMAdam Mansbach, the author of "Go The Heck To Sleep" (or something like that), became a bestselling children's writer BEFORE his book was even published.
Neal Rubin: Ridiculous warnings save us from ourselves Sunday, July 17, 2011 @ 1:17AMI bought a hair dryer this month, which is probably a punch line of its own considering the limited amount of hair I need to dry.
Press Release on Gunfire in Puncak Jaya, West Papua Saturday, July 16, 2011 @ 8:25PMhttp://www.westpapua.ca/en/node/677 Press Release on Gunfire in Puncak Jaya, West Papua Submitted by wedaumamo on July 15, 2011 - 17:22. in • Analysis & Opinion • Military Aggression KOMITE NASIONAL PAPUA BARAT [KNPB] West Papua National Committee ================================ Press Release July 15, 2011
46 New Digital Media Resources You May Have Missed Saturday, July 16, 2011 @ 6:55AMGet ready for Mashable's weekly roundup! This week, we've performed original Google+ analysis, prepared you for the Mac OS X Lion release, and pointed you toward the best fictional Twitter accounts. We've celebrated startups and mourned space shuttle finales.
The top ten most bizarre and crazy stories reported on IrishCentral Saturday, July 16, 2011 @ 6:43AMOver the last two years we've covered some jaw-dropping, strange and wonderful stories. Some of them have been funny, some absolutely amazing and other simply unimaginable.
Pictorial Guide to Budapest – Thomas Palfy’s New Book Published Saturday, July 16, 2011 @ 2:20AMThomas Palfy, writer-photographer’s latest collection of great photographs takes us to Budapest. Many of the attractions of the Hungarian capital are introduced to the reader through a series of pictures and comments. This album is the latest one in the Postcards from… series and is available both in English (Postcards from Budapest) and in Hungarian (Budapesti képeslapok). (PRWeb July 16, 2011 ...
New Collection of Fine Photos Available Now - Thomas Palfy’s Postcards from Melbourne Published Saturday, July 16, 2011 @ 2:16AMThomas Palfy's latest book, the second in the Postcards from... series, takes us to Melbourne, Australia, the home town of the author. A selection of images is presented of the City buildings, old and new, the river Yarra, the port and beachfront and the forests of the Dandenong Ranges. This new publication is of interest to visitors, residents and collectors of fine photographs. (PRWeb July 16 ...
Animal enrichment day at the Montgomery Zoo Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 10:54PMAnimal enrichment day is Saturday, July 16th at the Montgomery Zoo from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Come out and watch the animals interact with each other as well as with visitors.
Matthew Hoggard: Hard to read and hard as nails but away from the public glare Duncan is tremendous company Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 6:15PMI played all but a handful of my 67 Tests under Duncan Fletcher but never came up with a convincinganswer to the one question that stumped friend and foe alike during his eight-year reign as England coach: just what went on behind those dark glasses?
Movie Review: Winnie the Pooh (2011) Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 3:25PMI'd rather spend any day in The Hundred Acre Wood over another wizardly fortress.
ABC Alphabet 2011 Learning Game for Kids HD for iPad Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 2:58PMKenigArt today announces ABC Alphabet 2011 Learning Game for Kids HD for iPad. Featuring funny graphics and sounds for your little kids, ABC Alphabet 2011 Learning Game allows your children to learn the alphabet in easy and fun way. Find differences between 26 awesome animals pictures in 26 levels and learn all alphabet from A to Z with spelling. In addition for each solved level you will get ...
Steve-O to receive PETA honour Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 1:40PMVegan Jackass star Steve-O is set to be honoured by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) for his continued efforts championing animal rights.
Jackass - Steve-o To Receive Peta Honour Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 1:19PMVegan Jackass star Steve-O is set to be honoured by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Peta) for his continued efforts championing animal rights. The daredevil prankster adopted his strict diet in 2009 and has since appeared in numerous campa...
True Blood’s Kristin Bauer on Eric’s Amnesia, Corsets, and Her Most Shocking Line This Season Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 10:48AMKristin Bauer as True Blood's Pam. As True Blood 's Pam, Kristin Bauer's role has thus far been twofold: to spit out piquant lines, and to look fabulous while doing it. But this season, the unflappable vamp must channel her inner thug to fight a coven of witches, who've had the gall to mess with the only precious thing in Pam's life: her badass maker, Eric Northman. Vulture discussed all the ...
What's playing in Marin for the week of July 15, 2011 Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 10:13AMjust opened"HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2" HHH1/2 (PG-13) Century Cinema, Century Larkspur Landing, Century Northgate, Century Rowland Plaza, CineArts Marin, Fairfax Theatre.
So-Yeung: Fantasy/reality Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 10:10AMread more
Arlington grappler shines on mat Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 9:53AMThe first time his parents brought up the sport of wrestling, the then-5-year-old Jeremy Nygard broke down in tears — and they weren’t tears of joy. It’s a story his mom Kim Nygard relishes to tell.
The Zookeeper is . . . okay it's watchable Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 8:39AMThe exploration of human and animal relationships is often complex. Discovering the bond of man to dog, the moral conflict of chicken meat processing and the often-profound love shared between a mother lion and her cubs can promote a challenge in art.
Commentary: Recharge your batteries Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 6:05AMI should have been working tonight.
Friday's Child: Meet Robert Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 5:59AMThis week's Friday's Child is a smart, funny and active young guy. 1 6 year old Robert loves to fish, play video games and watch movies. H e's also a fan of classic rock and roll. R obert is good with computers and with animals, and admits to being more of a sweet tooth, than a veggie lover. R obert is lookng for a forever family that will be patient with him, and give him unconditional support.
New 'Winnie' delights on every level Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 3:39AMWinnie the Pooh tends to amble unhurriedly through his days, enjoying his life and his friends in the Hundred Acre Wood at his own pace. But "Winnie the Pooh," the movie, couldn't have come along at a better time.
Keir Dullea Weekend at the Cinematheque Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 3:36AMThe Cleveland Institute of Art Cinematheque opens the pod bay doors for the Cleveland native who played Dave in "2001: A Space Odyssey." He'll be here Saturday for screenings of that film and "David and Lisa." Also in this post -- this week's Also Playing capsule reviews.
`Winnie the Pooh' is sweet as hunny Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 3:11AMWinnie the Pooh tends to amble unhurriedly through his days, enjoying his life and his friends in the Hundred Acre Wood at his own pace.
Movies Now Showing, 7/25/11 Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 2:09AMSome reviews originate at newspapers that do not award star ratings. Ratings range from zero to four stars.
IN THE KITCHEN WITH: Chris Barry Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 1:41AMHAMBURG “Where do you get your protein from?” That is probably one of the most annoying question that vegetarian Chris Barry has to field. Along with the too-often asked question: “So what do you eat? Tree bark, lettuce and berries?”
Fixing this puppy is no small feat Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 1:16AMThere's no telling what would have become of 7-week-old Angel if not for the volunteers. Angel, a black pit bull puppy with white markings on her face, was born without rear paws. Her owners sold the other pups in the litter. But who would want a dog with defective paws?