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Does anyone know of any funny animal food names?

I'm doing a project for school on the book Animal Farm. I have to create a menu. Does anyone know of any funny animal food (ie: Grazin' Grass and Green Bean Soup). I need appetizer and dessert names.

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1. the only thing i know is DO NOT use iams they test on dogs
2. hog wild wieners furry fish fondue crackers and crickets baked budgie hamster on rye