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What do I do if my backyard is infested with wild horses? Should I call an exterminator?

I just went into my 10x5 ft backyard to find about 15 full sized horses drinking out of my bird bath. They've been there for around an hour, and I have no clue how they got there. We had pulled pork for dinner and we have some leftovers, should I feed it to them? Should I surprised they with an exterminator or go to the store to buy some horse repellent to spray on them?

Public Comments

1. Oh man - wild horses! I think you should eat them! They're pretty good, but you want to stew the meat a long time.
2. no! don't exterminate them! and DON'T eat them, ew, sicko. vvv i don't think this is a question you should be asking on yahoo answers, i would get a general idea on here, but i would research horses in books and on the internet and look for things that keep horses away. But, since they're wild, i wouldn't get to close to them, they'll probably charge. or call the spca or a vet or something like that and they'll take care of them. just don't kill or poison them, they haven't done anything wrong.
3. Alright, here's what you do: Step 1. Grab your lasso. If you're one of those dandy city boys make one with with some type of strong material. Step 2. Single out a horse. Approach it calmly while softly uttering cooing baby sounds so you don't spook it. Step 3. Swing your lasso around the horses neck, tighten it, and jump on the horses back. Step 4. Lock your knees on either side and lift one hand (preferably the hand not holding the lasso) as it starts to buck. Keep your balance. If the horse bucks right, lean left. If if bucks left, lean right. It may take a few minutes to "break" or calm the horse, depending on the quality of the animal. Step 5. Ride your horse to someplace you can hitch it to & it'll be yours thereafter. Just whistle if you ever get separated from your mount and it'll come galloping back. Step 6. Ride back to the rest of the horses, pull out your shotgun and give them a slug in the head. Skin the animal and sell its parts. Fifteen horses in such a small space isn't good.