Cross Breeds

Anyone have any funny stories about animals or just plain anything?

here is mine: I have came face to face literally with a skunk I thought he was my kitty cat ans then I bent down I came face to face with the skumk, he was hidden under the wood box by my door so I only saw the head and my cat happens to be the same color well we saw each other and stared each other in the eye till I slowly but quickly went back to my door ran into the house and watched the skunk walk off like nothing happened through the door window, thank god he didnt spray me,

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1. Okay so mine is about anything. So me and my friend are 14 and we took a like 7 year old bike, tied a scooter to it and dragged eachother around on the scooter. Then we were going really fast and i fell off and cut myself up really bad, but we decided hey! lets keep doing this. Then we put pegs on it. That was beast.
2. A penguin walks into a bar. He waddles up to the bartender and shouts at him "Hey pal, ya got any raisins?" The bartender tells him no and the penguin walks out in a huff. The next night he comes back, waddles up the bartender again and shouts, "Hey pal, ya got any raisins?" The bartender tells him no again and the penguin walks out in a huff again. He comes back the next night and asks "Hey pal, ya got any raisins?" This time the bartender gets pissed and says "Look you little moron, this is the third time I've had to tell you: WE DON'T HAVE ANY F--KING RAISINS! See that hammer hanging in back of me? If you come in here and ask for raisins again I'll nail your G-d Da-n flippers to the bar!!!" The penguin just glares at the bartender and storms out. The penguin comes back the next night and waddles up the bar. "What do you want now?", asks the bartender? The penguin asks "Do you got any nails?" When the bartender answers no the penguin then asks, "Well, do you got any raisins?"
3. I was run down by an ambulance while crossing the street across from a hospital. They called another ambulance to take me 800 ft. to the emergency room. When I was released from the hospital, a friend filled a prescription for pain pills and drove me home from the pharmacy. When I took out the bottle of pills, I found that it had a childproof cap. With a broken arm in a sling taped to my side, I tried to open the bottle, and finally managed it with just one hand---and sent pills flying. Some landed on the sink, some went down the drain, and about a third of them landed in my cat's litterbox, which she had just visited. (I used a large plastic laundry tub full of catlitter for her, so that she didn't scatter it about, so it was large enough to catch the pills). I gathered those up, put them back in the bottle, and hobbled down the street to another pharmacy in the same chain. I explained what had happened, noting that my insurance allowed for a replacement of lost or damaged medication. To my surprise, the technician said that he'd take care of it. You can? I asked. Sure, he replied... I'LL JUST PUT A REGULAR CAP ON THEM. When I told my brother this on the phone, he started laughing so hysterically that he couldn't stop and had to hang up and call back later. I didn't feel it was so funny at the time.
4. When I was 7 years old a neighbor girl had one of those electric scooters and I really wanted to try it out. She showed me how to work it except she forgot to show me where the brakes were. I lived on a private drive and at the bottom of the hill/road was a ditch. I started from the top and got going, I was going sooo fast and the ditch was about 10 feet away and I was trying to figure out where the brakes were. The ditch was coming fast and I had no choice but to jump so... I did. I banged up my knee pretty badly and got a terrible bruise on my head and I got to stay on the couch and watch T.V. for 3 days straight! I didn:t know how funny it was until my sister reenacted it for me... XD