Cross Breeds

How is animals humping funny?

There are all these videos of animals humping stuff or having sex on Youtube, and people are always laughing about it, but I don't get how it is funny. Watching it just makes you laugh? Is it funny when they show it on Animal Planet?

Public Comments

1. It's not. Some people have problems. Some are disturbed. Others think THEY are disturbing.
2. A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "Sorry, no." "Why?" the little girl asks. Mom answers, "Because the dog is in season." "What's that mean?" asked the girl. "Go ask your father." The little girl goes out to the garage where her father is working on the family car. She pleads, "Dad, can I take the dog for a walk around the block? I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you." Dad said, "Bring Susie over here". He then took a gasoline-soaked rag, rubbed the dog's butt with it and said, "Ok, you can go now, but keep the dog on the leash and only go one time around the block!" The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Astonished, Dad asks, "Where's the dog?" The little girl smiled, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block. But it's okay...there's another dog pushing her home".
3. Well, those who find it funny should watch themselves having sex...nothing could be funnier! Animals are so graceful in comparison! Here's something funny... A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. "What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor." "They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" "How do you mean?" asked the Grandma. "Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl, "and they screw you every time!!!." ---