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Does knowing how to make balloon animals help attract ladies?

I just learned that I'm a fkin pro ass balloon animal artist wtfever. I was just wonderin if revealing this skill to the ladies would help attract 'em. Thanks for the comments. -No haters. If you suck at balloons, I'm sorry bro. It's a sad day when you hate the player not the game.-

Public Comments

1. yeah if she's 8
2. yes most definitely
3. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah it is a skill but it isnt what i would base my decision on
4. sorry but no.. im not trying to hate or anything but dont tell the girl until you actually got her you feel me??
5. No. I would consider it in the category of a "weird" skill... similar to being able to bend one's finger backwards to touch their wrist, or turning one's eyelids inside-out.... just freaky weird. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
6. If you want to serve as an entertainer at a circus, Yes. It also attracts children and their parents, as the parents are always wary of child molesters dressed as clowns. Not that you are, but since when does making balloon animals qualify for romance? If some woman wants you to buy her dinner and make a doggie with a balloon, then your date is very young. If that is what you want, I think you may be sick. Perhaps you need to come back down to reality. Having a well paying job is more attractive to a woman than making balloon animals, which in turn won't carry you through retirement. This is at least the third question I've seen of this nature. How many more do you need to ask before the euphoria wears off?