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what is the stupidest thing you have ever heard about horses?

mine would be this; me and dad were walking down the road leading romeo down to our place because he had been at a big paddock up the road. so dad was leading romeo on the side of the road because we dont have a float, and i was walking in the middle of the road to get people to slow down because romeos is quite spooky and (it was a kind of quite road, not many ppl go down it but when they do they speed) and one guy slowed to a stop and wound down his window. i walked over there and said' thanks for slowing down.' and he goes,'is he a bull? is that why you want people to slow down?' and i say 'no he is a gelding. a gelding is a male horse.' and he says 'but i thought there were only bulls and girl horses.' i didnt know what to say to that. what is the stupidest thing you have ever heard?

Public Comments

1. Someone once asked me if a mare and a stallion were the same thing, I said to them, "Wellll, Are a man and a woman the same?" (:
2. jessica simpson: is chicken of the sea ....chicken or fish? its fish stupid hahahahahhaha
3. Haha wow that's really stupid, well i've got two horses a gypsy vanner and an appaloosa quarter horse. our stable is in the city so a lot of people can come and just look at them (annoying right?) so i had them out together, and the when i was bringing in Foster (the gypsy vanner) some guy came up to me and was like "is that a donkey?" and I was like "no," and he looked at me and is like "how old are you?" and i was like "14.." and he's like "well than what do you know?! it had to be a donkey..." and i was like "why?" and he's like "well cause it's brown..." i just walked away
4. There was one on yahoo today. My horse is colicing bad and I can't afford a vet. What do I do? (Ummm, let it die?) Geez, what kind of answer was he/she looking for?
5. Haha thats hilarious! Sometimes, just because, I ask cluless people what their favorite breed of horse is. Everytime they say, "Stallion." And I crack up. Once one girl was trying to impress this guy who kinda liked horses. And she said, "Guess what! Yesterday I got a horse! It's a stallion. Yep, all white with a brown nose and brown hooves." Suuuure... Wow... :)
6. WELLLL............. i was selling my ASH gelding and this young girl and her mum came too look at him and for the young girl to have a test ride. while her daughter was riding she pulled me to the side and asked a few questions let me tell you when i spoke to her i found i deff wasn't going to let my horse go with them!!! a few questions she asked was.. WHAT HAPPENS IF SHE GETS PREGNANT....its a gelding:S it has a penis....oh haha she said HOW MUCH DO THEY POO.... when the daughter canter past us the mother said WOW LOOK AT HIS PRETTY HAIR :s it was his tail. AND GILRINTEX you can drench your own horse with parafin oil dahh
7. Some one who owned a horse said that only back horses were stallions and only white horses were mares, and she had no idea what a gelding was...and now she owns a black stallion and a few other horses..and rides in her barn.
8. "Horses are the stupidest animals ever!" Well, they certainly haven''t been around horses very long.
9. someone asked me how do you make a horse jump? then he said do you push a button? haha i thought it was funny
10. Someone actually asked if I could reverse my 'gelding'. I said 'I dunno if the vet saved his b@lls'