Cross Breeds

Tell me you would laugh at this?

I have a few jokes that made a lot of people laugh but a few people told me "THAT'S HORRIBLE!!!" Joke #1) Why did the man fall down the stairs? *pause* *now screaming* BECAUSE I PUSHED HIM! Joke #2) Why did the cat cross the road? *pause* *now screaming* IT DIDN'T BECAUSE I RAN IT OVER! Joke #3) Why did the cat cross the road? *pause* *now screaming* IT DIDN'T HAVE TO! IT RAPED YOUR MOM! Seriously who doesn't laugh at that stuff? Tell me which one you liked best.

Public Comments

1. i don't get the 3 one but overall not funny
2. Dude, I hope you are kidding....
3. None of them were funny.
4. oh i get the joke your joking about these jokes right?
5. most people dont laugh if its not funny. i like the origional question the best.
6. Wow.... really.... stop licking the window and put the helmet back on...
7. why would they laugh at joke 3?
8. What were the people said these jokes were funny on? The minority that say these jokes suck, really do suck. Seriously the punchline is the same for every joke. It's either, "Because I did this!" or "Because I did that!". I honestly hope you thought those jokes weren't funny.
9. I didn’t really care for these! Sorry!!!. :(