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Should Richard Dawkins be the main speaker of the funeral for extinct animals?

If Science & Outer Space holds a funeral for extinct animals, I say Richard Dawkins would be the perfect speaker. Many of the people whose careers are dedicated to Science & Outer Space should attend. Much of the funeral will be dedicated to the victims of the Big Five mass extinctions. The funeral shall also honor the animals that went extinct in other extinction events, including the Quaternary period. I shall cut myself for every animal that went extinct during both the late Pleistocene and Holocene epochs. Since I am an Onion, this will cause everyone else to cry for the cute little animals.

Public Comments

1. Assuming it is a non-denominational service, I might consider going to such an event. Onions don't make me cry. I am The Owl (googoo gachoob) !