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What are some funny things your cats do?

My cat woke me up last night because he was on the floor literally moaning. Why? Because he had attached his paw to his testicles via his claw and couldn't dis-attach it!! LOL. Tell me some funny stories about your cats. I need to laugh this morning. 10 points for funniest.

Public Comments

1. Oh yes, cats are funny aren't they? My cat, she races for no apparent reason so fast from one room to another room. She also gets very mad moments and she sees her tail... thinking its a mouse. She then runs round in circles trying to catch it, even leaping up into the air then she gets scared and tries to run away from it. (bless her!). She is a mad mad cat!
2. One time I woke up in the middle of the night and went to get something to drink. I got my drink and then closed the fridge. And then all of a sudden My cat flies off the cabinet!! She was trying to balance on my head like a cirque freak.
3. My cat flirts shamelessly with my rabbit. He's not interested in her advances, and growls and lunges at her. But she keeps trying!
4. My kitty always tries to attack something, mistaking every moving thing for a mouse, including he mommy. She'll crouch for hours trying to surprise a tree that she's about to attack! One time she climbed up a tree so high that the lowest limb was out of arms reach. I started to play with her to try and coax her down. The moment that I started, she started climbing higher up. I was wondering what she was doing. She laid down slightly, eyes dead on my hands. Her tail flicked for one moment, and then she flew off of the branch, jumping to my hand on the other end of the tree! I was laughing so hard, and then she looked all embarrassed trying to figure out what she did.
5. LOL your poor kitty. You must get him neutered soon :P The other day my cat escaped out of the house and he came back with a fish (I live on a river, but it still doesn't make sense as he wouldn't go into the water). Every time I go to draw, my cat comes and sits on my paper, attacks my pencil and gets in the way. Even on my bed if there is a bit of paper on there, instead of the nice soft blankets, he goes and sits on the paper :| You should definatly take a look at these videos. http://www.youtube.com/user/simonscat They are animations about the silly things cats do. I can't really think of any other stories right now :P Sorry hehe.
6. My kitten, boy shes a laugh. One time she went all hyper and started to run around like mad all around my house, with her tail all puffy and her back arched. So she ran up and down the stairs, on the sofa... Then she ran into the bathroom went into the bath without realizing there was a bath in it!!!! she was drenched. Another thing I just finished my shower and went to get my clothes and I came back, she was licking the water that was in the bath!!!! I was in bed and a heard my kittens bell so I knew she was there, I looked round she was still, I went back to bed, I heard her bell again I looked she was a bit closer, I went back to bed, I heard her bell, this time I looked round and she was right near me, head up with big black shiny, scary eyes. So you see my kitten is a laugh isn't she. Please vote for me.
7. One time my cat Eddie jumped on my face while I was sleeping and scratched it up. Another time he went running from my brother's room into mine jumped on to and then off my bed and tackled my stereo. This last one's a true story. I must have up my music up too loud and my door was closed so he couldn't escape so he went stir crazy. I was writing in my novel (I use notebooks) and he jumped onto the notebook and started tearing it up with his claws and mouth, my cat literally ate my novel!
8. Well, our Christmas tree will surely die soon because my cat drinks all the water out of the base. Also, she once punched me in the face. No claws. Just a punch right in the nose. Finally, she has a weird obsession with round things, IE: balls of yarn, baseballs, circular fruits. She'll saunter over and sit on them, then jump up and hiss as if saying: 'WHO PUT THAT THERE!?"
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