Cross Breeds

A Cat's Christmas........?

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 'Cuz the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart- Ate his mousey intestines And chewed up his heart. Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells, which made him take pause- He stopped daintily licking the blood from his claws. "Must be Santa" thought Kitty (that quite clever cat) 'Cuz nobody else climbs down the chimney like that. Indeed it was ol' Santa, so jolly and fat With a load of presents and all for the cat! "Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr, Then he coughed up a hairball and shed some more fur.

Public Comments

1. Ha ha ha.!!! Good one again Rose.!!! Cheers.!!!
2. LOL!!! Too cute!!!! and true! (don't forget how next he climbed up the tree as well as Santa's knee)
3. that was cute
4. thats really quite funny actually, lol xx
5. santa should count his blessings that the cat didnt crawl up the leg of his trousers or the cat would have got more than a furball
6. hehehe, another corker hun, pmsl star time xxxxxxxxxxx
7. superb lol*
8. very good checkout these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWzGlkzpjA&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sT6ENoeHQ&feature=related