Cross Breeds - A tiger walk's into a very busy local's only bar?

A tiger walk's into a very busy local's only bar?

The bar-man say's, 'what you avin cat breath? (local's giggle, no answer), what you avin cat breath?' (local's giggle, a long pause), then the tiger respond's, 'half a pound of chicken lip's, a leg of salmon, a pint of tooth paste and a packet of p*ss off please!!' the bar-man say's, 'o.k on the house, comin right up, but tell me tiger, what's the long pause for?', the tiger replies, 'to slap you in the face for sellin all these stupid f***in thing's!!!'

Public Comments

i dont get it
...What was the joke again?...Oh it was sooooo funny, I forgot to laugh! Ha ha
Is this supposed to be a joke?
Shaine - you really must stop sending these fantastically hysterical jokes. I've had to change my underwear again!
That's really confusing, and I still don't get it.
i love that one lmdao
I get it, but it's not all too funny, but I laughed anyway...I don't know why. ^_^
Wow, at least you're an original. How long did it take to come up with that? I like that you use a tiger . . no one does that.