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do you think they are funny?(ralph wiggum quotes)?

Ralph Wiggum Quotes Some of the best quotes of Ralph... #Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible. #Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven? Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation. Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens #Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P Nelson: Bart is pee! Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants! #Ralph (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies... #Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food. #Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. #Ralph: When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. #Ralph: I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning #Ralph: Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants. Chief Wiggum: Just relax and it'll come, son. #Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons. Ralph: Miss Hoover? Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph? Ralph: I don't have a red crayon. Miss Hoover: Why not? Ralph: I ate it. #(Bart hits Ralph in the head) Ralph- (Money falls out of his nose) There's my milk money, (Milk falls out of his nose) and there's my milk. # (Rolling Fruit Competition in the bus) Bart: Go orange! Nelson: Go grapefruit! Ralph: Go Banana! #Ralph: Can you open my milk, Mommy? Ms. Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Ms. Hoover

Public Comments

1. My favorites: *My cat's breath smells like cat food! *Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers!
2. "I broke my wookie..."