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Will racing stripes make my dog go faster?

Sometimes when I take my golden retriever Max to the dog park, he can't keep up with the fastest dogs. He's fast, believe me, but I think he is sad to not be able to keep up with the best. If I shave his fur down a little and paint red or blue racing stripes on him, will he go faster? I'm interested in suggestions for design as well. What will be fastest?

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  1. I would look at asian car sites. The asians love fast cars and have good ideas about style and speed and speedy style.
  2. Uuuuummmm. Wow. *cough*
  3. No, it will just make him look silly. Like do certain brands of shoes make you run faster? I don't think so unless you're five, lol
  4. Joey he is talking about a DOG not a car. You shouldn't be painting your dog any color the paint can be very harmful to the skin.
  5. i hope you are joking cause that is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard lol
  6. You can use a lasar to create a more permanent look. I'd use flames in the front and lightening bolts on the sides. Sharpen his claws and he'll run faster. Also, shave his tail and ears to minimize wind resistance.
  7. yep. blue ones in lightening bolt patterns will make him SUPER fast lol ;0)
  8. Oh yeah this will definately make him go faster. So will adding wheels to his feet, a jet pack to his back, and wings on his back.
  9. put a ZIG ZAG on his back ..the other dogs will look at it and go dizzy and he will than be the fastest..Mind can play tricks on everything
  10. lol.......... only if paint flames down the sides....... and buy some lightning bolt shoes http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp1.blogger.com/_DweuHu7BCgg/SDFnRj84x8I/AAAAAAAAAus/E0p9namybR8/s400/racing%2Bstripes.jpg&imgrefurl=http://the-o-ville.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html&usg=__puuIyTmBM0Vhr8Rv4oIo2AvbT38=&h=300&w=400&sz=23&hl=en&start=9&um=1&tbnid=iqmj3e-7FnvRtM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddog%2Bracing%2Bstripes%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den-us%26sa%3DG
  11. Of course!! I did that on my turtle an we won the fastest turtle racing contest.....DUDE U CANT BE SERIOUS?
  12. Oh, it'll definitely make your dog go faster. It could add like 10MPH on him. Go for red lightning bolts for a snazzy look. Good luck (:
  13. Try sticking dynamite up your butt and paint stripes on you and lets see how fast your butt can run.
  14. haha....thanks for the good laugh!!
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