Cross Breeds - What are some funny stories about your cats?

What are some funny stories about your cats?

My cat only does this in the fall when the leaves are falling, but she will see a leaf fly by in the window and then run to the door and beg to go outside. Once I do, she races outside and starts attacking the flying leaves. When she finally catches one she walks in likes shes all bad ass and she leaves "her prey" next to her food dish. Lol What are soime of your funny stories?

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That is soo cute. Love your hair. We had a cat, Jerry, that we would take for walks, not on a leash. He would walk about 20 paces behind us (we would have to peek occasionally to make sure he was still there- but he NEVER wandered). If we stopped, he would stop, looking around all nonchalant- like he didn't know us...couldn't get too close to the humans, that would be embarrassing. What was great, was every Sunday at noon, he would jump on the table & bang our keys around to let us know it was time to go!! Then he would sit nicely by the door while we put our shoes on. We would even take him IN THE SNOW!! Funny as hell, he would walk in the tire tracks, and shake his feet with each step. He was a beautiful long haired black cat- the neighbors thought he was a dog cause he behaved so well.
lol that would have been very entertaining to watch :) Well the funniest story i can think of is when my mums cat Tinkerbell climbed up in the middle of the night onto my mum and gave birth to one kitten on my mums lap when she was asleep on the couch, mum wooke up to the little kitten whining, and quickly put her in her basket, mum had to stay up all night with her cos everytime she tried to go back to bed or walked away tinkerbell would meow loudly and try to follow my mum. so mum just sat there all night patting her, mums other cat helped her deliver her kittens, 2 days later mums other queen had her litter and tinker helped her too and all the kittens were in the one place suckling on the two mums, and cos they all looked alike mum got confused whos was whos lol it was funny.
For some reason my cat(beans) seems to think hes some sort of tough guy so when he get upset at us he starts to sharpen his claws on the couches like hes trying to intimitade us or something its soo funny...he thinks hes so tough
one day i walked up the stairs in my house. there is a chair in my house my cat was sitting on the top of the chair my dog was in the chair. my cat did not know the dog was under her and she did not want to be pet so she jumped down on the dog and fell off the chair then the dog chased her everywhere it was so funny.
my old cat came on the bus with us he followed us all the way LOL! we had to force him to go. He was called jerry too! now i got a kitten :) she#s 10 weeks old and called kitty she attacks the computer mouse arrow when it moves lol and today she did something really bad my mum got so upset... we had this plant which my mum had for over 4 years now and she went up on the shelf and its really high! there was a chair and she went on it but now i took it! she knocked the plant over. the soil came out and the pot broke but most importantly the plant broke! my mums really p****d off now. she also chases her own tail. your cat is so cute lol
I have a male cat which is sometimes funny.When I sweep the house it runs after me and it sits above the pile of garbage.It sweeps on the pile and sits a lot of time preventing me from finishing my work. It has also a stuffed toy, an ark.It has connected it with a female cat and it is doing sex on it.Do you find it funny?
My Charlie kittie can't stand a mess. If someone tracks in dirt, he'll scoop it up into a pile. If someone drops a cigarette ash, he'll scoop it up into a pile. If one of the other cats doesn't cover their stuff in the litter box, he'll go cover it up for them.
omg your cat is such a cutie. my cat Ally is trained like a dog, he will fetch a ball bring it to your hand, sit on command, lie down on command, jump on command, he will wear any clothing you put on him, he likes making fashion statements. A funny story would be that he likes to go into my neighbors apartment and steal things from in the house and throw them down the balcony LOLOL ( he stopped doing it now because we want to avoid problems we dont let him on the balcony no more) but it was pretty funny he knows the neighbor is a @ss
i dont have a cat. :`(
i used to have a kitten and me and my bro didn't like it very much cuz my mom would wake us up for school and we would come out of our rooms and the cat would be sitting outside of our door. it would scratch at our feet and bite us when we opened the door. OUCH!!!!! oh yea and then the kitten would be so small that we would lose the cat soooo many times! my dad used to call my mom at work and say we don't have the kitten anymore. my mom would freak out, and then my dad would tell her the truth and say we lost the cat, dont worry we'll find the cat! my mom would get home and the cat would still be missing. it used to be hiding uder a bed or in a closet! all sorts of places!!!
We had a cat named Jack. Jack would sit on top of the china cabinet. (Hi-Jack) We don't know how he got up there. Jack would come running when he heard the can opener (Hungry Jack) and would sit in any box that happening to be present (Jack in the box).
one time my hopeless, mean cat, silver, wanted to go outside. so we were just standing there and all of a sudden she SAYS the word "out" it was very funny. she didn't say it clearly but clearly enough to understand what she was saying : )
When I married my ex, I had three rescued cats (two females and a male) and a dog (male). My ex was an animal lover and the two female cats and the dog got along with him fine. All the animals got along well and I had never had a problem with any aggressive behaviors. The male cat hated him. If my ex spoke to me in anything except a "nice" voice, the cat would hiss and spit at him. Even on a "good day" the cat barely tolerated my ex's presence. One evening, near the end of our marriage, we were having a particularly loud disagreement. The male cat placed himself between my ex and I and growled and hissed constantly, his was "puffed up" and ready for a fight. Later that night, after we went to bed, my male cat hopped up on my ex who was sleeping soundly, and peed in his face. I know -- huge ICK factor, but I still laugh about it.
Well, out of many fun experiences, i will name one. My story is my cute, cuddly, cat just love christmas so very much! he always find it interesting to climb on the bottom tree (the tree is fake). He also enjoys unwrapping the presents!
i dont know if this is really funny but... when i was younger we had two cats. my job was to feed both the cats but whenever i went to feed them one was hungry and the other wasn't. so instead of one cat getting one serving each, one cat got two servings, while the other got none. id have to force a little food in the cat so she wouldnt starve to death, but before you knew it one cat was really, really fat and one was like anorexic.
Okay, so I had this cat who recenly just passed away, but a favorite memory of mine was when Tiger, my cat and Mittens, my other cat "broke into" my bird cage. The bird flew out in panic(this was at 2:00 AM!) and Tiger attacked him and literally was baout to swallow. We chased him around the house, trying to make him spit it out. The bird's tail feathers were sticking out of his mouth. I smacled the cat, the bird popped out, laying lifeless in my hands. "Darn you!" I screamed at the cat, "You kill my bird!" Anyways, I laid him on the table, as the cats winded down. Just as I was about to put the bird in plastic bag, he flew up into the air, and Tiger jumped up and swallowed him!
I have a small runt cat. She is not good at all when it comes to the vet,. We switched vets now but, she meows all the way, and once a vet gave up on trimming her nails! They wrapped her in a towel and everything, and they just couldn't do it. And my other cat is great at the vets, lol.
one time my cat went on the road and died but she's in heaven now
Well sometimes cat stories are funny because they make fun of the pets and sometimes they love it so much they make stories of their pets.
hahahahaahahahhaaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ug7WEUxH68&NR=1 watch this, it's a cat whose toilet trained.