I thought this might give you a laugh... TONGUE IN CHEEK It is reported that a ‘Worldly’ Kennel Club has decided to recognize the following ‘New Breeds of Dog’ resulting from cross-breeding:- Collie + Lhaso Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. Bloodhound + Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog that is not much fun. Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries (should do well in UK!). Pekinese + Lhaso Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog. Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists. Newfoundland + Labrador: Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly. Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, owned by? Oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway. Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work. Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end Have you got any of your own to add?