Cross Breeds

twilight saga 70s edition::: Short story::: what do you think of it?

It don’t break rules so if you try to report me just on the basis that you don’t like it, well don’t waste your time because I will appeal. Anyways heres my story. Feel free to send me hate mail J it's a dark night in the hundred acre woods. scooby and the gang are chillen out when the cullen clan shows up) Carlisle: Look here jive turkey!!! We're about to suck yo blood!!! Pooh Bear: Hey, chill out brotha man! Have some poppyseeds! Yogi Bear: Ay BooBoo. I don't think these white chocolates like us too much! Eddie C: I get the lions. (simba and mufasa start crying) Rosalie: Alright jiggaboos!!! It's disco blood sucking time!!! (they attack the animals. Enter theme music: Bam chicka bam chicka bam bam bam. bam chicka bam chicka bam bambam) Alice: Wait. (the cullens pause) I had a vision!!!!! Jasper: Are you sure sista gurl? Did you wear your contacts? Alice: Yea! That jive turkey scooby is hiding behind a tree!!! Scooby: Rrrra-oh!!! the cullen clan attacked scooby doo and ate him as a part of a balanced breakfast along with rice krispy cereal, count chocula, jacob black, and the jive *** turkey who keeps reporting for NO LEGITIMATE REASON _______________________________________________________________________________ Later the Cullen Crew are riding in their car decided to go to a vampire bar. Enter theme music: bam chicka bam bam bam. bam chicka bam bam bam) Esme: Stop the batmobile Carlisle!!! Carlisle: What's wrong?!?! Esme: I want me a beer!!! (they enter the vampire bar. enter theme music: bam chicka bam bam bam. bam chicka bam bam bam) Edward: Bartender. (dracula looks up) My name is Cullen....Edward Cullen. I want a bloody mary and I want it shaken.....not stirred. (they sit at the bar when bella enters....enter theme music: bum chicka woh woh) Rosalie: (rolls eyes) Ugh. It's that jive turkey bella swan.....ha.swan. i see an ugly duckling--- Edward: WHAT?!?!? Watch yo mouth fool!!! Rosalie: What you gonna do jigabooooo!!! (they both get up ready to fight) Alice: Emmettt, Japer, Carlisle!!! Stop them!!! (she looks and sees them taking shots and esme yelling "chug chug chug!!!". Rosalie and Edward start fighting. Enter theme music: "everybody was kong fu fighting!!! du nuh nuh nuh da dun dun dun!!! those cats were fast as lightining!!!) Bella: Hey edward!!! (she waves wildly and as usual she looks a hot mess. edward and a rosalie stop fighting after rosalie kung fu kicks him in the ballz. Bella walks over to them right when edward jumped up to punch rosalie. He missed and punched bella in the face!! WHACK!!!) and that is why bella's face will never be pretty. ______________________________________________________________________________ (after leaving the bar the cullen crew decided to go home and play with their cabbage patch kids. on the way home they were attacked by scooby doo's friends. the cullens were all kinda drunk so they were acting weird) Jasper: Hey get off me man!!! What's your problem??? Shaggy: You kill my bro. You gots to go! Carlisle: We're all about peace, love, and suckin blood. We don't want to fight you. Velma: Jinkies! They've got more people than us! We need to call back up. (she calls up jacob black and his cub scouts Underdog and Lassie. five minutes later he arrives with his friends. Enter theme music: "I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie world!") Jacob: Did someone call for the cub scouts! Freddy: Yeah! Beat their ass. They killed scooby doo. Lassie: What??? Scooby was my puppy's daddy! Oh yea! It's on! (they start fighting. Enter theme music: "Everybody was kong fu fighting! du nuh nuh nuh da dun dun dun! Those cats was fast as lighting!" The fight ended and the cullens won of course because they're sexy so they always win. Jacob and the cub scouts went home with their tails between their legs. scooby's friends ran away in their mystery machine.) Daphne: (out the window) And we would gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Cullens! Esme: Lets do our family cheer. Put your hand in! (she put her hand out.) Emmett: What are we? The powderpuff girls? Esme: Just do it or i'll spank you all!!! Jasper: NO MAMA NOT THAT!!! Edward: Stop acting like a b*&ch jasper and put your hand in. (they put their hands together in a circle.) All: GOOooooOoooooOOOOooooOooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo CULLENS!!!!!!!!!! ( they throw their hands in the air and jump up.) The End btw i do now want a comment on: grammar "you have no life" "twilight twinkie" "stop making fun of twilight!" "im sick of ppl like you" "read other books than twilight" and other stupid shit like that anyways anything other than that or if you come up with a creative way to insult me thats cool too also i know the writing sucks but i was bored and wanted to be silly sooooooo this was born. anyways have a nice life :) and for all the super twilight fans do not say im an antitwilighter because i actually love the book and stephenie meyer. just because you love something doesnt mean you cant make fun of it. ppl do it to harry potter alllllll the time and ppl bash star wars ppl alllllllll the time so ummmmmmmmm breathe.

Public Comments

1. congrats, you showed us just how mature and creative you are. you must be so proud! :] EDIT: yeah, im being sarcastic. that was a huge waste of time.
2. hahahaXD that was hilarious. lol, Good job
3. well. usually i'll be like wth but this was hilarious!!! hehehe! That was really good but I still am a bit sad that you would make fun of the book that way. So good sort of job I think?
4. that was halarious i have tears in my eyes it was sooo funny! keep writtin girl!
5. uherm nuh nuh bam chicka! CwossOva Mucho!? Me: Like, I would tottaly like dis SO Muuck Beda with ah diffent polt and better grama. Mack it mo original Mon'. Translation. Umm...Try writing your own story. And with better grammar. And I'll let you know what I think.
6. Well, it was a bit random, as well whimsical. Overall: it was alright, not too shabby *.*
7. Omg. That was hilarious. I'm laughing my @** off right now. I am totally a fan of Twilight, (I mean check my name) but that was still really funny. I think everyone needs to chill. So someone wrote a quick parody of it, it really isn't the end of the world. Its better than the unoriginal people who write question complaining about all the Twilight questions. Now that is just dumb. This is pretty funny. And even a full fledged Twilight Fan like myself can appreciate it.
8. Haha i loved it. It was creative and random :)
9. This story.. is awesome XD I haven't read something so funny in a lot of time!
10. omg that was soo funny. i love it good job. lol