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The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. “What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?” said the officer. “I’m going to a lecture.” the man said. “And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?” the cop asked. “My wife.” said the man* --- Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I`ve won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I`ve won 19!" "Oh that`s good, but in the last 36 races, I`ve won 28!", says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don`t mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I`ve won 88 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog." give a * if u liked it! if u didn't then well i'll come up with more jokes hope they'll make u happy!

Public Comments

  1. haha! i like the top one better. ><
  2. hey ive heard the second one before!but in this way...sort of irish lol three horses are sittin in the pub havin a pint and a laugh:) a sheepdog comes in and says ''how are ya lads?''the horses dont answer and just look down...so the dog says can i hav a pint of guinnes please?so he gets the pint and drinks it fairly quick.then he says to the horseshave to go now lads.seeya when hes gone one of the horses says.''my god a talking dog!!!''
  3. lmao! very funny
  4. funny !!! lol...really nice...
  5. hahah ethy were hilarious! especially the first! have a star! =] <3
  6. they were pretty funny
  7. really nice lol good
  8. they were gud...
  9. madhu i go with her
  10. LOL!!! nice :)
  11. *
  12. Its really lol!!
  13. Another Star for rough
  14. Good. Keep sending such jokes to humour us all.
  15. kkep them coming star already given to u. happy ?
  16. ha ha ha goodone
  17. the first one is good
  18. Why dont you come with some original creative jokes than copying it from angelfire.com and other websites and get appreciated for your copying? I appreciate your interest in getting accolades but try to get admired for your efforts and originality as it will give real satisfaction.
  19. Interesting.
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