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Hilarious Family Fortunes responses?

For those that don't know Family Fortunes is a British quiz show where researchers ask 100 members of the public questions and the contestants have to work out what the most popular answers were for each question. Here are some of the contestants answers... FAMILY FORTUNES 1 ) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword 2 ) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon 3 ) Name the capital of France ? - F 4 ) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell 5 ) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar 6 ) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital 7 ) What is Hitler 's first name? - Heil 8 ) A famous Scotsman? - Jock 9 ) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde . 10 ) A dangerous race? - The Arabs 11 ) Something that floats in a bath? - Water 12 ) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse 13 ) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair 14 ) A famous Royal? - Mail 15 ) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with wings 16 ) A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters 17 ) Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet 18 ) Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate 19 ) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on 20 ) Something associated with pigs? - The Police 21 ) A sign of the Zodiac? - April 22 ) Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing 23 ) Something you do before you go to bed? - Sleep 24 ) Something you put on walls? - A roof 25 ) Something slippery? - A conman 26 ) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish 27 ) A jacket potato topping? - Jam 28 ) A food that can be brown or white? - A potato 29 ) Something sold by gypsies? - Bananas 30 ) Something red? - My sweater

Public Comments

1. Funny.
2. cool
3. Brilliant
4. LMAO; the bridge over troubled waters; - A game played in the dark - Charades -A game you can play in the bath - Scubadiving - A non-living object that has feet - Plant - A place where you wouldn't expect to meet a nun - Brothel - A body part beginning with the letter N - Knee - A famous Arthur - Shakespeare
5. HAHAHAHA!!!!
6. haha
7. omg pmsl 10/10
8. funny! : )
9. that's kinda why me not watch any more but did you see the blooper when that woman fell out of her top[ while jumping up and down after the family won
10. Thank you for the clean laugh. I thought it was really cool
11. LOL 10/10 Keep smilin'.
12. Those answers are so true, well done.
13. haven't heard them for ages. Cheers ha ha ha ha
14. heehee gr8 stuff!!!
15. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That has got to be the funniest hahaha You made my day hahahahaha!!!!!!
16. lol nice one
17. That's the funniest thing I've seen today!!! Peeing my pants still!!!!!
18. I really enjoyed reading those. That was really good. Thanks
19. excellent!!!i actually remember watching when the dangerous race question was asked!!! do you remember the question in the one final round where the guy give the same answer to almost all the 5 questions.he said turkey 3 times!!!! hilarious
20. Thank you for putting a smile on my face before I start work. Very funny :) Have a nice day!