Cross Breeds

Cat jokes - funny or not?

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice. What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat? What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it. Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering. Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.

Public Comments

1. no
2. i think these are al soooooo funni!!! omgoodness!
3. Hilarious. Love them.
4. they're funny!! x
5. that was the lamest shitt i have ever heard
6. cool
7. I think some of them would appeal to children.
8. the first 1s were funny....then they just got more political...nt gud
9. I didnt even say "heh..." in my mind. Sorry, just no good.
10. Ha ha ha.!!! Good ones Sparkles.!!! My cat plays fetch, she is amazing.!!! 10/10.!!! Cheers again.!!
11. i giggled.
12. ZZZzzz... OOPS... Yeah, no good. Sorry.
13. Cute. You must like cats.
14. Those jokes are cute. Thanks for sharing!
15. They are all cute ... but I don't get the last (communist) one!
16. Some were good... made me smile.
17. Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes ??? i'm not a communist, but i'm also not a capitalist, either.
18. Moderately amusing. To nit-pick though: "Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. " Cheetahs tend to live in grasslands and savannahs more than jungles.
19. try this one a cat and a roster where siting by a pool when the cat fell in the roster started to laught and the cat said " wet p***Y allways makes c**K happy
20. they aight
21. awwwh those are so adorable. They were cute they made me laugh.
22. Have you been opening the Christmas crackers and taking out the jokes...... it certainly looks like it ! ! !
23. You must be a cat lover!! These are funny and I shall tell them to my nine year old daughter who is cat mental!!! Thank You.
24. ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh 10/10
25. not so much
26. Good 1's
27. lol
28. LOL.
29. nope... sorry, didnt tickle my fancy... mayb if you had a joke about a dog eating a cat... that would be funny... i dont really like cats... sorry to all you cat lovers...
30. very good star coming your way>>>>>>>>>>>>star
31. haha funny miew ! *4 U
32. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha its so funny you are cool
33. funny lol
34. lol ha ha
35. some of them are funny but some aren't .
36. to many to remember ..... but funny