Cross Breeds

How many blonde jokes out there?

let's see how many blonde jokes we can raise people. To all blondes: I don't mean to be rude i just want to see how many there are out there.I'm planning to do this with all jokes, like yo mamma jokes. I'm sorry if i offend anyone. Here's a starter: a redhead, a brunnette and a blondeare intruding a farm. When the farmer comes they all rush to the barn and hide behind haystacks. The farmer walks into the barn and says, Who's there? The red head replies: Meow. The farmer says, Oh just a cat The brunnette replies: Woof Woof. Then farmer says, Just a dog The blonde pauses then says, "potatoes"

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1. A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop. __________________
2. How many blonde jokes are they? One the rest are all true!! If 10 blondes were standing ear to ear what would they be called? A wind tunnel Why don't a blonde get only 15 minutes for lunch? Cause it is too much trouble to re-train them Why did the blonde get so upset when she looked at her driver's lisence? Cause she got an F in sex What does a blonde and a tornado have in common? They both blow and end up with your house's Eddie lived next door to a beautiful blonde named Julie. One evening, as he was driving home from work, he noticed his neighbor's house was on fire. When he got closer, he saw Julie standing in the yard, watching the blaze. Stopping his car and getting out, he rushed over to her. "Julie, your house is on fire!" he exclaimed. "Yes, I know," a calm Julie replied. "Well, aren't you going to do anything?" Eddie inquired. "Nah, let it burn," Julie said. "I have enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."
3. how many blonds does it take to uncrew a light bulb light wha??????????????????????????????? how many blonds does it take to change a light bulb????????????????? i don't know never seen it happen what do u do if you see a blond in a nice car?????????????????????????????? shoot her and take the car hell yer u would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 people were about to be killed and so just before they were about to get shot the brunet shout out flood and esaped the red hed shouted volcaino eruption and also esaped the blond just simply shouted fire and got herself killed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what hapened to the blond who was left in tescos she starved to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what did the people say when the blond died noboddy knew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A: She got cold and turned off the fan. Q: Why did the blonde have square tits? A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight? Submitted by: Anthony Sandoval Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement? A: An IN-body experience! Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears.
5. im not insulting anyone with this- Four people are walking down the street. They are:Witch,Santa,Smart Blonde and a stupid Blonde. They all see 10$.Who will pick it up? Of course the stupid blonde,because even the 6 year old kid knows that others are imaginary characters. http://s1.bitefight.ba/c.php?uid=24636 if you click here youl help me a lot.(in a game)(please)
6. There was 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. and they found a pyramid. they read a tablet that said "this is the pyramid of 100 steps. if you get to the top of it, you will get what you've wanted all your life. but be warned, every 5 steps a person will pop out and tell a joke, and if you laugh, you can never try again." so the brunette gets to the 5th step and laughs, so she could never try again. the red head got to the 20th step and laughed, so she could never try again. then the blonde got to the 99th step and laughed. then the guy who was going to tell the joke said "why did you laugh, i didnt tell the joke yet." then the blonde said "i know, i laughed because i just got the first joke!"