Cross Breeds

How was Christmas humour in Britain ?

I put this under Christmas and didn't get a peep. Let's see if the Jokes club reacts. "To all my Brit friends from a school pal in Denver, Colorado , now highlighting it in Mexico City for the festivities. who got it from Rube and sent it to me in Rome, 40 mins. to Midnight on Dec. 24th. 2007." Christmas Questions Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop their needles! What's Christmas called in England? Yule Britannia! What happens to you at Christmas? Yule be happy! What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow! What is Santa Claus called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause! What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet! Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him. How do cats greet each other at Christmas? "A furry merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!" What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! ps being an old expat Brit, I wanted to feel your pulse for the rating. I found then sweet. tks all the same ppps I did not edit them, I just received them, through another expat Brit in Denver, who got them from Rube, who still lives in the UK and as far as I know is anything but a child or vicar (no offence meant). Perhaps we are 30 odd years abehind and perhaps we keep on thinking of what Britain used to be. Still think they are rather sweet, just right for the kids. p.sheltered life.s: anything but lad, been through all sorst of hell sorting out all sorts of "natives on the war path". Should try it yourself, livens you up.

Public Comments

1. Could do better........
2. No offence, but they are terrible
3. lol....i enjoyed them....funny
4. They're all really bad Christmas cracker jokes.
5. amusing! greet!
6. its ok...
7. full of festive cheer said the sheep,,,, Baaaaaa humbug
8. reminds me of christmas 30 odd years ago where did u dig them out from are you a vicar or a cub scout leader or teacher these jokes are so tame they are made for the pre ~born they are not even for kids humour
9. funny one lol.
10. too long to read sorry....maybe its me hangover lol