Cross Breeds

Are cats spiteful?

My cat - a nortorious creature of ill deed and wicked intent - has the irritating habit of humming quietly to himself. When I tell him to stop he says he wasn't aware he was doing it and then, after a short pause, continues. I'm sure he only does it because he knows it infuriates me so.

Public Comments

1. yeh, so many of them come to my yard and poo and piss all over, they wont be now as i bought a pellet gun today!! ha ha ha
2. your cat needs to ave a quiet word with himself my friend!!! sounds fairly spiteful to me..........Cats.........hmmmmmmmmm, thay ARE a mystery huh? XXX
3. yes, they are like rude relatives (??i have NO IDEA what i'm talking about??)
4. Well I'm thinking that if your cat is talking to you then it might not be a real cat.
5. I don't have a cat. We had to babysit two of the critters once. One of them had it in for me all week. She kept changing the channel on the TV when I went to the loo, knocking my beer over and doing silent ,fishy, farts in my lap. It all backfired on her when she tried to push me over on the stairs and I spilled hot coffee on her back. EeeeOWoooo..... She sulked for the rest of the week.
6. Yep mean little creatures they have a mind all to them selves They are the master of you I have 3 and they own me not the other way around
7. I love this - is it a quote or did you write it yourself? If it's a quote, where is it from? And if you wrote it yourself - you clever old thing you! (NOTORIOUS)
8. Cats rule the universe, they can be spiteful if they want to.
9. Well people can be just as nasty to cats. Hes just making it even. Have you upset him lately?
10. Short pause! you hear that - short pause! Cats are spiteful and only out for themselves, oh yes, all nice and playful when they're younger, but then they grow up and that's when all the sneaking starts, in and out at all hours, taking your car out when you're asleep, organising illicit gambling nights involving betting your possesions, pimping out their bitches. You've got it lucky with the humming bit- take it from me.
11. This is only the first stage of the psycological warfare these evil and manevolent creatures wage against unsuspecting human hosts. They will brake down your will power, destroy your self confidence, shatter your confidence and enslave you in to a life of servitude where you will be forced to believe you are the cat's mother and it is your little baby. This can only be avoided by eating large amounts of dog food which contains an effective anti-cat ingredient.