Cross Breeds - Any funny personal story involving cats?

Any funny personal story involving cats?

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yes i once ran over one in my car how i laughed it still tickles me today he!! he!!!
My kitten likes to hop into the tub right after I've had a shower, and for some reason lick the water on the bottom of the tub... surprise suprise... one day I took a bath and hadn't drained the tub yet!
yes,once in my childhood i brought a kitten at my home from road,as i was very fond of animals.the kitten was very scared of me n wasn't eating anything in front of me.so,i kept it in a basket with food. and she ate it later. about half an hour later.........i heard meowing of cats and i saw about 4-5 angry cats near the balcony of my house.and i got too scared.i let the kitten go and the cats went away and i was saved,lol.its true and a wierd story!!
When my cat found TV she could not understand how people get there, first she was watching it, after some time checked from the back side, than watch but steel could not understand :(
My kitten is about 7 months old and has a weird obsession with money. I get alot of tips at my work and whenever I'm on the floor rolling the change, he hide under the chair next to me. When he thinks I'm not paying any atention, he swipes him paw out and steals some money, then sits on it so I don't think he has any. On time, I was vaccuuming and when I moved the chair out, I found a little stash of change under it. When he saw I found it, he walked over and sat on it as if to say "Mom, thats mine!"
I used to live with a male roommate. One day I was in my bedroom and saw my cat come trotting down the hall with one of Matt's socks in her mouth. I watched her for a minute dumbfounded, and saw her go under my bed with it. I leaned down to look under the bed, and found about 10 socks and a pair of boxer shorts under my bed! (She still steals my socks and puts them under my bed occasionally.) Another time, the same cat came racing out of the litter box like a demon was after her. She was running all over the place, knocking stuff over, with a terrified look on her face. (She is an all white cat, and her knickname is the pretty princess because she likes to keep pristine.) She finally ran around a table leg several times and then took off. It was then that I saw she had eaten some dental floss, and it was embedded in a piece of poop. When she ran around the table leg, it pulled it out the rest of the way. Poop on a rope is my favorite funny story about her.
Once my cat jumped on top of a tall china closet and started scratching a part of the suspended ceiling. After a while he pushed half of it up and managed to squeeze up into the suspended ceiling. As he walked across we could see each section bulging down from his weight and we wondered if he would fall through the ceiling. By the time he reached the 3rd ceiling tile he fell right through (tile and all) and landed on the piano with a kaboom, a screeching meow, and a few notes from the piano.
i had a kitten that chirped just like the nextel commercial- it was so cute but she had to be put down cuz of kidney disease.
My first cat, Sylvester, was in the bathroom one time when I was filling the tub to take a bath....he was curious about something in the tub, one of those pouf things I used to wash with..he decided to jump in and take a closer look...about three seconds later he realized hey there's water in this tub and jumped out and hauled butt like Sonic the Hedgehog.... :) Another time, I was in the kitchen talking on the phone..my watch was lying on the chair, and Sylvester picks it up, carries it off, and I find it on my bed.... :)
Molly liked to sit in the dish cupboard, curled up on a dinner plate. It happened quite often and was very frustrating! I had to wash the dishes before I used them! She would hook her paw under the doorknob and open it and curl up for her nap. I decided to "lock" the cupboard by putting a rubber band on one doorknob and stretching it to the adjoining cupboards knob. Looked secure to me! Next day I was putting bread in the toaster which was on the counter below her favorite cupboard. Suddenly I realized I was staring at a cat tail!! Hanging from the "locked" door!!! Molly had pulled the door open and the rubber bands stretched enuf for her to get in, but not fast enuf for the tail to make it in too!! I ran and got the camera!! Makes a great conversation starter!!! Fortunately Molly switched her preferences for naptime to a different spot a few days later!
My two cats have a beagle to contend with. The beagle loves his kitties and will pin them down and lick them vigorously to show how much he loves them. He licks them so much he folds their ears back! The cats, of course, will tolerate this for a while, but then they've had enough and will swat him. This doesn't seem to phase the beagle much. What cracks me up the most is when the beagle is successful in getting the cats to chase him! Makes his day, and the cats don't seem to mind much, either.
Our one cat was raised by our Akita. The cat firmly believes the dog is family and that he is a dog. He comes when you whistle, doesn't walk like the other cats and digs holes. Chews on dog treats too.
My answer to your question is the same as ladybug's.
Its sort of sad at first, but it has a happy ending. I has just gotten this kitten who for some reason was obsessed with small spaces and hiding. Well the third day we had him the little butt head just up a disappeared. So i started to panic. My parents and I looked all over the place for the little guy. 10 hours later, after many tears and shouts we were sitting in the living room when we heard a little "mew!" The kitten actually had gotten under a cabinet and gone up inside this opening in it. he learned his lesson though, he didn't go back it again!
Ihad this one cat that used to take things and hide them. He took my license and hid that. I had to get a new one. I finally found it 4 months later. He has since died and I feel like he is still doing it to this day.
3 stories. 1- my cat has a mental personality, in our old house, upstairs on the landing there was a small hole in the bannister, once my cousin visited for the 1st time and she wanted the loo. My cat was upstairs waiting at the side of this hole,,,when my cousin got nearer to it, my cat flew halfway out of it and attacked my cousin,,who screamed and came stumbelling down the stairs. My cat was only playing. 2- they say cats are intelligent! we had a new cat flap fitted but it was one of those that only my cat could operate by a magnetic ball around her collar. On the 1st day my cat came running in via cat flap which shut behind her. All of a sudden i heard 'splatt'. another cat assumed it was an ordinary flap, all we could see was it's faced squashed up againt the flap, and my cat sat happily on other end, and me laughing my head off. 3-i decided to 'adopt' a dog once,,the poor thing wasn't allowed upstairs as my cat would sit at the top of the stairs guarding the stairway, i then decided to get a little puppy (a tiny yorkshire terrier one). when my back was turned my cat would 'flick' it around room like a ball. Had to take the poor thing back that same day.
My cat Bug won't use the bathroom outside, he will claw his way into a window or thru the screen door just to get to his litter box.. This cat also watched an f5 tornado pass my house in Oklahoma from my bedroom window.. while all my other cats hid
i was going 2 school with a friend and his mom ran over the cat but just its head but it died so she felt like SH%t 4 a long time
One week I kept finding cigarette butts lying on my bedroom floor and couldn't figure out how they got there. Well, I found out when I came home from work at three o'clock one morning. I flipped on my bedroom lights and there was my tuxedo tom reared up as if he were a human sitting on my love seat, with a long, unlit cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
yes my kitten loves to play hockey with the bath-tub plug and once he jumped in when it waz full of water!!! he waz wet and confused but OK. rofl! also when he breaks stuff he looks away with an innocent look like, "i didn't do that! what happened?" lol
This story is a bit "blue" but I'll never forget it. Growing up as a child (in the US), I had a friend whose family were from England (my friend and I were actually both first generation Americans). A group of (immature) boys ranging in age from 11-15 happened to be over his house swimming at the time when the family had a friend from England stop by for a visit. The family had a pet cat that ran out to get pet by the visitor. You sometimes forget how different "the Queen's " English differs from that in the US. As the visitor started to pet the cat, she stated "What a lovely pu--y, I've never stroked one so lovely."- we couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes. I've had cats my entire 36 years, but that story is by far the funniest.
I had a male cat, silver tipped grey very beautiful. We were very close. I could give him direction with my eyes. If I wanted him to jump up on my lamp I just move my eyes, he would follow through. He was very affectionate, he would lick my hair and put his nose in my ear. Once he ran away and ended up under a friends home, no one could get him out. I showed up with his favorite can of food, I called his name very softly and he came out right away. His name was Calvin. I loved that cat sooooooooooooo
well this one time i was squating to pick something up and one of my sisters cat tryed to sharpen his claws on my butt or this time i was taking a bath my oldest cat (whom i had to put down due to cancer bout 6 yr ago) sitting on the vanitty had decided to do a cannon ball into my bath water. there was water all over or this other time my 1st cat from the other story and his brother where chasing each other and one would loose his grip in the floor and end up, upside down in the regester or the time my moms cat who like to sleep on the toilet had jumpe d up to sleep and fell in we had forgotten to put the seat down
My cat likes to drink ANY cold water. So when she was hiding behind the curtain, my dad mumbled from the wizard of oz "Don't mind the cat behind the curtain" She also drinks out of the toilet and sinks also she liked to open the cabinet door and climb onto the hot fresh towels to sleep in the winter She stole pairs of bloomers from my mom and grandma and put them in the trash can
this may not be funny my female cat likes to pick up an old rag in her mouth and walks all over the house meiowing like crazy as if to say look mom look what i,ve got either that or she sprawls herslef over my keyboard sometimes she,ll be sitting at the top of the stairs and when i walk up she lifts her one paw and mieows as if shes sayin me brave paw and you are? told u int werent funnt :-(
My step-dad raised fighting chickens for awhile and one day when he was feeding them in noticed a little kitten in a pen with a huge rooster. We couldn't ever get the kitten out so the rooster raised him until we could catch him.
A few years ago, I was going out with a new boyfriend and wasn't sure if he was the one. The first time he visited me at my place, my cat went to see him and then, suddenly, bit one of his toes. I found out, no longer after this, the guy was a total "asshole". My cat felt it and probably wanted to warn me? :-) This was too funny!
YEAH,MY CAT THINK HE'S A DOG,MEOW AT PEOPLE,TRYS TO BARK,I GUESS ITS HARD BEING IN THE HOUSE WITH SO MANY DOGS .... CAN'T BEAT THEM JOIN THEM
Come on nobody's gonna top Lulu. Who else has a cat that gets so pissed at you for kissing your husband goodbye in the morning she crawls in your lap and literally pisses ON you?!!!?