Cross Breeds - Tell me a funny storie about your cats?

Tell me a funny storie about your cats?

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mine walked along the fence and could hardly keep her balance. My husband said she was about to fall down She did in about 5 sec. Likely it only happened once! shame of cat's life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as a kid my dad took our kitten out on his bike and dumped it, we never saw it again
MY CAT SHAKEY DIED IN MY ARMS JUST UNDER A YEAR A GO, LOVED TO JUMP ON MY BACK AND GO FOR A WALK HE WAS A PAIN AS HE ONLY DID IT WHEN I NEVER HAD A TOP ON WHEN I WAS WORKING IN THE GARDEN OUCH GREAT CAT STILL MIST *
Wich one I have two darling cats and they are both jelouse of one another. When I'm watching T.V.Either cat will let the other one sit on my lap.It 's a site you would't want too MISS!!!
I have lots of pets and my house is always chaotic. Whenever i go in the kitchen i open the cupboard and my kitten is always in there scoffing her face with my food. I don't know how she gets in there because the door is always closed and somehow she gets it to close behind her. I'll work it out one day!
Well, they do many funny things, like chasing there tails, or running around the house like a crazy person.
Well, there was the time I bought some catnip for my cats. You can sew it into toys or something, but I just put it down on the floor for them to roll on. However, they ate it. I didn't think it would hurt them, but it had a rather strong laxative effect. One of the cats was sleeping in my brother's bedroom which is where we have the computer, and I went to use it that night, and noticed a rather pungent smell. I checked all around and couldn't find a poo, so was baffled. I thought I better check the bathroom since that is where the litter tray is, and OH MY GOD........!!!!!! My cat had done it in the bath, but not only that- it was pure liquid, which he'd stepped in and tried to shake off- it was all up the tiles and all around the bath. He'd walked it across the floor and over the landing....and the smell in my brother's bedroom was him- I found him curled up under the bed, with his feet and tail lagged in poo.
I dont have any cats
I don't have a cat but i have a story about a cat. I was round someones house with my brother and dad and my dad was talking to his mate and he has a cat the cat had farted. My brother asked me if it was me i was like no of course not. my dad's mate then smealt it and told the cat off. It was funny at the time
The funniest thing my cat does is sit on the toilet to do his business, hasn't learned to flush yet though!
I've 4 cats at home, used to have 13! Weneva i reach home, jus wen i'm about to open e door & enter.. ALL of my cats will fall in - like s if jus to greet me! Just imagine after a hard day's work (tired & cranky) u get tis show of love frm ur pets! Really brightens ur day! I love my cats so much, bought em all sorts of toys! Wasted a couple hundrens & e cats didnt even bother even touchin em.. Then a simple toy i made by chance, made out of an eleastic rubber band thingy - tied to a ball.. i hang it on e celing (its long enough barely reachin e fall about a foot or so) & my cats will hit it wit a paw.. it will keep on hittin it, whilst standin on its 2 feet! its doin like a boxer punchin on tos punchin bags thingy.. its so fuuny yet amazing! Cats r so fast n agile, imagine if they were humans.. they will make great fighters!! If another cat join in wit tis toy, it looks as if they r playin tennis!! haaha! i hold one end of tis same toy & start runnin around e house, all my cats will run after me! They will jump up e sofa, run under e table, run here & ter! after ahile, u can see em panting (me included) i also bought my cats a hamster 2play wit. i put e hammie in a transparent ball (to protect it of coz) & my cats will 'kick' e ball, juz like a foot ball! They'l push it 2 1 another! Pretty cool! Ok it was a little mean 2 e hammie. U know how cats r known 2 catch mice & eat it right? Well, not my cats, they treat Hammie like ther OWN pet! y i say tis? coz i tried letting e hammie out (witout e plastic ball) My cats basicly surrounded e hammie (i was within an arms reach jus in case) e poor hammie coulddnt escape right? so it ran here n ter, only to b stopped by a cat! All my cats did was place 1 paw on e hammie n press it dwn so it wont move & it'l let go, only 4 it 2 run of n into another cat's paw! My cat did not bite it or even harm it in any way! E best part was wen my cat actually licked e hamster! I wont say my cat is tasting it ok.. but it was showing affection! Very sweet! THE BEST THING & E MOST FUNNIEST thing my cats did, was to take a poop in my old man's working shoes.. Pee n dump! ONly my old man's!! &it'; do it also on the floor right infront of my oldman's room! So weneva my oldman opens his room door in e early mornings.. he will b greeted by steppin onto a pile of poo & a flood of piss! My oldman would b cursing! hahahah! & wen he's gonna leave 4 work, wen he puts on his shoes.. TADA!!! U can only imagine e look on his face & e verbal dislay of langaue which i cant tell u wat coz it'l b censored... Cat's! It's easy 4 a dog to b trained to come 2 u, sit, lie down, roll over, stay, etc but u cant do it wit cats.. They r harder 2 train! Wen u give em e amount of love & RESPECT, e cats can do all tat! (but not fetch ur shoe or newspaper thou)
i have many funny stories about my cats. lately my cat has learned how to crawl under carpet and rugs and hides there and all you will see is a tail and a bump in the carpet its hilarious because he thinks hes being sneaky. another time i opened my cupboard to get out cereal, took out the box and noticed it was quite heavy, opened the box and found my cat sleeping with the lucky charms (it was soo cute!!!). once my cat got into the washing machine with all of the clothes and when my dad started it we looked through the window in the door a saw my cat whinning and all squished up aagainst the window (there was barley any water in there so its not cruel when its an accident) but the funniest thing my cat does is hang from the stairs. we have the type of stairs that when you look down you can see the basement (stairs sort of go in a circle pattern its hard to explain) but i was in the kitchen which is right by the stairs and i saw a shadow of a cat upside down just hanging i turned around and saw my cat. he had wrapped his hind feet around the pillar things and just hung it looked like he was bungee jumping (had 2 have been there) it was soo funny i almost peed myself
lol my cat standed on its 2 feet opening its mouth wide.. once i was playin with my kitten with a laser he chases it i dragged the laser up so it was facing the walls then my cat justwalked along the whole wall wen they look chinisey wen they sleep.and wen my cat ate strings th enext day he tryed to poop it out but he couldnt ,i nioticed that wen he came from the balcany into the house saw him looking sad coz he couldnt let it out then i realised somthin stikin out! it was the string from his a** hole then I i I HAD TO TAKE IT OUT, and my cat sleeps with a pillow, wen he tries to hide he crawls unda thecarpet and hes tale is stikin out waving about and he thinks no one can see him wen he is the one in the middle of the room SO MANY MORE TO TELL U BUT THERES TOO MUCH