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I love cats and am always interested in funny things your cats do. Any new stories to share?

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1. My cat Puss Puss (2 1/2 year old solid black shorthaired with yellow eyes) loves to play fetch. I found her on the yellow line of the highway when she was just a few weeks old. She had a broken jaw and a broken arm. I took care of her and now she is the most amazing cat! She talks to me (kitty talk of course) and she loves to play fetch with fake mice and balls. I have to say "ready, set, go!" and she will actually get ready and get set then she will go fetch and bring it back. She will play this game for hours if you keep throwing the ball!
2. I had a Golden Abyssinian who actually "talked". Yes, I wasn't the only one who could understand things he said like "milk", "out", and if you didn't come to the door fast enough to let him out he would say "now". One day I had a group of church ladies at my house. He went to the refrigerator and plain as day said, "Marijuana". All the ladies heard and were shocked! Needless to say I didn't have to worry about entertaining the church ladies again. P. S. There was NO marijuana in the fridge or in the house!
3. our 2 month old kitten loves to chase me and my family and chew on our ankles. She also loves to join us in the shower.
4. I had an orange cat named Peaches who you could hand feed marinated jalapeno peppers to...I had a cat named Peewee that would follow me around the neighborhood when I took walks..not directly behind me but alongside of me in the forest and behind other peoples houses....I had a cat named Benji who you could feed water to from a squirt bottle...that was cute!
5. My cat, "Kitty" died last year of luekemia, but something adorable she always did was headbutt my wife and me. She would jump in my lap and look me in the face then tilt her head down and lean forward and bump her head against my face. She was showing affection, but it was so hilarious.
6. My daughter had a cat named Michael, she was a female and a very loving cat. My daughter had a Jeep with a rag top. Her friend lived about a half mile away. To get there she had to drive through a residential area that had speed bumps so she had to drive slow. One night after dark she got in her jeep to pick up her friend. She honked for her and when her friend came out to the car she began laughing hysterically. Michael had hitched a ride and was sitting on the top of my daughters jeep. She had driven to her friends house and didn't have the slightest idea that Michael was riding with her on the top of the jeep. That happened often after that.
7. My kitten will play with a wadded up piece of paper for awhile, and then will pick it up and carry it around the house for hours like its a kill.
8. My oldest cat, Trash, LOVES Nicknaks (cheese flavoured chips), (uhm... so do I actually...) so whenever I have a packet, I have to share with her. I caught her this morning "making love" to a packet of carrots I'd left on the counter - she thought they were giant Nicknaks!!!!
9. I had a cat once when I was young, we call her "mingay", everybody in the family adores her, my grandpa even buys her fish and take out (meticolously) the fish bone for her to eat. She was a spoiled cat. We never let her out though, one day she saw another cat out of the window and scrambled to run after the other cat, I tried to stop her and her fury was turned to me. I had scratches on my hand and wrists for trying to stop her, i felt bad, to out astonishment, she cries whenever i'm not around and when she does find me she'll lovingly bite my hand (in between my thumb and forefinger) and sort of carry me inside our big closet - for us to sleep or settle there. I think its her way of saying sorry... she's kind of a dog in some ways because she likes licking my hand and face...
10. My cat can bark.... I know you think ya right, nobody believes me until they hear him actually bark.... but yes he barks.
11. I have 2 cats, their like my children! Heres what they do............... Nibblet: He gets in the shower as soon as you get out to watch the water go down the drain Plays in the sink with a dripping tap Tiger: He opens doors, we have childproof lock on our pantry because he kept opening it and eating bread! If you bend over he jumps on your back and climbs on to your shoulders so you wear him like a scarfe and pat him. Both: If you open a packet of potato chips they come running from the sound - they love them.
12. my cat says, "hello" to wake me up in the morning and when i arrive home from work. also she'll say, "no?" if i tell her, "NO" if she's doing something she shouldn't be doing it's almost like she's asking me "did you mean no?" i don't know how to she learned to say those words because i never taught her i didn't even know cats could say things like this
13. What a nice question :) My cat has done the following funny things: Since young, she loves to play hide and seek. She would hide somewhere waiting for me to go past, and then jumps out at me. Don't know where she learnt it from since I adopted her since she was 2 months old and I never taught her that! When I sing with deep emotions, if I'm sitting, she jumps on to my lap and tries to kneed me. She also meows in a different way. If I'm in bed, she meows in an urgent manner and also tries to kiss me. Once or twice, my father observed that she imitated the sound of bird's voice. My father was shocked to see the bird sound coming out of her. She can also open sliding doors. Back at my parents' place, we have lots of sliding doors. She simply sticks her paw in the little gap, and pushes the door open!
14. My kitten- Honey CoCo Chanel (2 months old) loves to lick my hands. No matter what. When I'm petting her, when I'm sleeping. Its annoying, but quite hilarious. Also, when I'm taking a bth she will sit on the ledge and just watch me, occasionaly sticking her paw in the bath water. My other cat Jinx- (all black about 7 months old)- now he drinks out of the toliet. So funny! I catch him all the time. He also does backflips when I throw him a toy.
15. My tiger kitten Simon will get so into chasing or running after whatever that he runs into things. It so funny, he comes hauling ass into the living room and run smack into the coffee table or a wall. Its hysterical. He always looks so confused after it happens. Hes done it a bunch of times now and its still just as funny as the first time.
16. My cat Genghis fetches golf tees. If you throw one down the stairs, he'll come running back up the stairs with the golf tee in his mouth!
17. My male cat , his name is JJ. He loves to cause trouble, Everytime I wash dishes , he graps the sponge and he loves to play chase me and try to catch me. He always loves to bug my older cat Coco, he never leaves her alone. This one time he snuck in my bag , and when I went to school .I was in class and I had to go home for the day , I guess he wanted to learn to. Also he thinks he's a big shot and attacks everybody for no reason , and he likes to jump on the table and eat pepoles food , when they are not eatting. And he loves to always get in the bath with me and swim around, he also loves to play fetch, but he's a mama's boy. He loves always be around me and suck on my neck. He also in his sleep, he does this sucking thing, it looks like he's sucking something, it's cute and funny.And he loves to play with the clockhandle , that goes back and forth, and he goes crazy , when he plays with my boyfriend's shoe and his car keys.Also , he tries to open the door, he jumps on the handle and hangs there, he keeps going and going.Also everytime I'm on the comouter, he puts his paws on the computer and he trys to dig his way in. And he loves to play with the mouse.
18. My cat Myrtai doesnt accept affection well. But if she wants it she will headbutt you till you pat her. She doesnt do it to me only my two daughters. With my oldest child she is constantly headbutting her while she is asleep. Its quite funny when she calls out to me in the middle of the night to get the cat to leave her alone. Myrtai's daughter Raven is affectionate and she sleeps with my youngest daughter and will wriggle under her arm and then put her paw over my daughters shoulder. So super cute. Myrtai will punch you if you try to kiss her. She really doesnt like it. So you have to sneak behind her head and kiss the top of it. She also hates when my brother calls her Grandma ( she's only 3 and Raven had kittens- all given to good homes, but Tai was so glad to see them go and hates to be reminded about them) even if she's asleep she'll wake up and glare at him. Then wont talk to him for a while. The funniest thing is when they sit at my daughters table and chair set to eat their leftovers. If you put the leftovers in their own bowls they wont touch it. They HAVE to sit on the chairs nice and ladylike and will only eat off the girls plates. It is so funny to watch. They also like to push each other in my daughters doll prams. (one will curl up to slep in it and the other will stand on hind legs and push them across the room. ( They also used this as a babysitting technique when we had the kittens. One last thing thing, my Mum hates having her feet touched so Myrtai likes them all the time, cause she knows Mum hates it. It's funny watching Mum's face cause it looks like someones seriosly hurting her but she puts up with it cause any affection from Myrtai is a gracious gift indeed. Hope you liked my weird cats.